Baked Beans 16Apr07 +2

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk , I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused, “Happy Birthday!”

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha, hope you enjoyed this little joke.

More than a dream. 14Apr07 +1

Let have a list of thoughts that I had recently..

• After I graduated, I would like to spend some times to do things that I wanted to do, like learning guitar, piano, drum or draw a manga,
  compose songs..
• Give PMR students tuition on Mathematics, kids on Art and Crafts and those who’re interested on computer language.
• Lots of chocolates! <333
• Straight As in my SPM, though I’m just targeting 7-8 out of 11 As.
• Learn Japanese and study Arts in Japan or work in a publisher there
  before I’m 23 years old.
• Meet and sing with my favorite singers, like Tank, David Tao..
• Have my own album with songs composed by me, and some Christian related songs to tell others about Jesus.
• Get a scanner to scan and post my artworks on Deviantart and an art site under a personal domain, probably an online manga site like Ashen Ray.
• Collect all of my favorite manga and albums when I’m rich, haha.
• To2ugh youth to grow stronger and better each day.
• Learn dancing, probably hip-hop or tap dance.
• Own a room in Taiwan and turn it into a personal music studio,
  so I can stay and work there.
• Fulfill all my dreams.
• Attend my favorite singer’s concerts in VVIP seat.
• Own a camera handphone with a large storage to store my favorite songs and a USB cable for me to download and transfer songs from the computer.
• Have a wonderful love story in my life.
• Write a book to teach and show the people my ideas in making
  creative art and crafts.
• Own an old and long journal or blog to store all my memories.
• Take good care of my mum and bring along my mum to travel around.

Some of them might possible to be fulfilled, but some might a dream that will never come true. Part of them are my ‘wanted’ future carrier or so called ambition, part of them are just something I wanted to belong and small part of them are what I wanted to do or want after I graduated.. Just suddenly felt like writing them out here, you can call it my targets? my goals? my dreams? or my weird ideas? But it’s definitely more than a dream to me..

Having a great Easter. 11Apr07 +1

* Photo grabbed from Yvonne’s blog.
Saturday, there was a Easter Concert organized by the Rock and To2ugh at Klbc. It was fun! I felt a little guilty cause didn’t help much in the decoration, though they put me as one of the deco team. *poke Justin* Everything ran well, except the attendance wasn’t that.. good, but everyone enjoyed the concert very much. The sketch done by Edmund and Joseph was really funny! They taught us how to make a.. ‘uneatable’ donut, LOL. I also got to meet some new friends and Lylia! Yeah, I missed her a lot. Ooo~ and I was so glad having the chance to take part in the worship as backup too, happily got some compliment, wee. x)Sunday, another Easter service at Klbcc. Enjoyed the worship very much cause the songs were really nice. Love the sketch done by my cousin Calvin and some other kids, really funny and well done. Had my lunch with my family included all my aunts and cousins, had a great time.

It’s a relief.. 03Apr07 +0

.. after I’ve made that decision.
I hope this is what God wanted me to do, cause I know there’s no turning back.