Time Flies

Meow..

A week just passed by. Not an ordinary week nor a very special one, but a sneezing-non-stop-and-being-a-sick-cat week lol.. meow. Getting a bit lazy to study now, so decided to blog a little. =P

Quite a number of teachers were absent this week to attend courses, except my ‘beloved’ Chemistry teacher. *sigh. She took advantages of her pregnancy by not entering the class. Worst still, she lied in front of the headmistress and the other teachers that she’s already finishing half of the syllabus, while we’re still in Chapter 2 only, not even 1/3 of the syllabus. Now, she just gave birth to a baby girl and enjoying her 2 months of holidays, leaving us to fail our Chemistry… I just hate her. Darn it.

It should be fun for having so many empty periods, but guess not without my buddies. *sigh. They were busy preparing and practicing for an English drama competition, so.. I was all alone except during recess time. I managed to finish up my homeworks and did some revision though.

Anyway, I read some very simple and funny jokes,

Smart Pills
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys asked, “What is that?” “They’re smart pills,” replied the other boy. “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter.” So he ate them and said, “These taste like shit.” “See,” said the other boy, “you’re already getting smarter.”

It Hurts
Jack’s mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two years old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl’s grip and said comfortingly to Jack, “There, there. She didn’t mean it. She doesn’t know that hurts.” She was barely out of the room when the little screamed. Rushing back in, she asked, “What happened?” “She knows now,” Jack replied.

Hope I’ll have a better week next week. Jana.